| 1. | Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
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| 2. | Women jokes |
| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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| 3. | Women jokes  |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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| 4. | Women jokes  |
| OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
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| 5. | Women jokes |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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| 6. | Women jokes |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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| 7. | Women jokes |
| A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a... more
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| 8. | Women jokes |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 9. | Women jokes |
| Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... more
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| 10. | Women jokes |
| How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more
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