| 1. | Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
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| 2. | Women jokes |
| What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more
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| 3. | Women jokes  |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 4. | Women jokes |
| On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more
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| 5. | Women jokes  |
| A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The... more
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| 6. | Women jokes |
| A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they... more
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| 7. | Women jokes |
| Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more
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| 8. | Women jokes |
| Why havent Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!... more
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| 9. | Women jokes |
| A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a... more
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| 10. | Women jokes |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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