| 1. | Women jokes  |
| A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as importa... more
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| 2. | Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
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| 3. | Women jokes  |
| In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since the... more
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| 4. | Women jokes  |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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| 5. | Women jokes  |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 6. | Women jokes |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 7. | Women jokes |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 8. | Women jokes |
| What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more
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| 9. | Women jokes |
| A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I d... more
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| 10. | Women jokes |
| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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