| 1. | Women jokes  |
| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
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| 2. | Women jokes  |
| A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call f... more
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| 3. | Women jokes  |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 4. | Women jokes  |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 5. | Women jokes |
| What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more
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| 6. | Women jokes  |
| What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more
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| 7. | Women jokes |
| OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
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| 8. | Women jokes |
| How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more
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| 9. | Women jokes |
| Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!... more
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| 10. | Women jokes |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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