| 1. | Women jokes  |
| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
|
| 2. | Women jokes  |
| In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since the... more
|
| 3. | Women jokes |
| Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.... more
|
| 4. | Women jokes |
| Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more
|
| 5. | Women jokes  |
| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
|
| 6. | Women jokes  |
| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more
|
| 7. | Women jokes |
| Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more
|
| 8. | Women jokes |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
|
| 9. | Women jokes |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
|
| 10. | Women jokes |
| Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more
|
