| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
|
| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
|
| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
|
| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
|
| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
|
| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
|
| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
|
| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
|
| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
|
| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
|