| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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