| 1. | Time jokes  |
| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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| 2. | Time jokes |
| Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.... more
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| 3. | Time jokes |
| That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.... more
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| 4. | Time jokes |
| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| 5. | Time jokes |
| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| 6. | Time jokes |
| If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more
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| 7. | Time jokes |
| What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !... more
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| 8. | Time jokes |
| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more
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| 9. | Time jokes |
| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| 10. | Time jokes |
| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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