| 1. | Time jokes  |
| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| 2. | Time jokes |
| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| 3. | Time jokes |
| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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| 4. | Time jokes |
| Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at... more
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| 5. | Time jokes |
| What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.... more
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| 6. | Time jokes |
| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| 7. | Time jokes |
| While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras... more
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| 8. | Time jokes |
| Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time.... more
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| 9. | Time jokes |
| What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.... more
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| 10. | Time jokes |
| The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. This clock, he said, will go for 14 days with... more
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