| 1. | Time jokes  |
| Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more
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| 2. | Time jokes  |
| What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.... more
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| 3. | Time jokes  |
| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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| 4. | Time jokes  |
| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| 5. | Time jokes  |
| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| 6. | Time jokes  |
| Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.... more
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| 7. | Time jokes  |
| Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time.... more
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| 8. | Time jokes  |
| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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| 9. | Time jokes  |
| If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more
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| 10. | Time jokes  |
| For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more
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