| 1. | Time jokes  |
| If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more
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| 2. | Time jokes |
| Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.... more
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| 3. | Time jokes |
| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| 4. | Time jokes |
| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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| 5. | Time jokes |
| Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more
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| 6. | Time jokes |
| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| 7. | Time jokes |
| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| 8. | Time jokes |
| What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog.... more
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| 9. | Time jokes |
| For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more
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| 10. | Time jokes |
| What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.... more
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