| 1. | Time jokes  |
| What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.... more
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| 2. | Time jokes |
| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| 3. | Time jokes |
| Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.... more
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| 4. | Time jokes |
| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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| 5. | Time jokes |
| Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time.... more
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| 6. | Time jokes |
| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| 7. | Time jokes |
| If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more
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| 8. | Time jokes |
| What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog.... more
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| 9. | Time jokes |
| What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!... more
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| 10. | Time jokes |
| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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