| 1. | Time jokes  |
| What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.... more
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| 2. | Time jokes |
| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| 3. | Time jokes |
| If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more
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| 4. | Time jokes |
| Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at... more
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| 5. | Time jokes |
| What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.... more
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| 6. | Time jokes |
| While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras... more
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| 7. | Time jokes |
| That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.... more
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| 8. | Time jokes |
| What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!... more
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| 9. | Time jokes |
| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more
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| 10. | Time jokes |
| If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more
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