| 1. | Time jokes  |
| What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.... more
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| 2. | Time jokes  |
| What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!... more
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| 3. | Time jokes  |
| A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more
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| 4. | Time jokes  |
| When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.... more
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| 5. | Time jokes  |
| Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time.... more
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| 6. | Time jokes  |
| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more
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| 8. | Time jokes  |
| When do clocks die?When their time is up.... more
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| 9. | Time jokes  |
| How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more
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| Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more
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