| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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