| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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