| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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