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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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