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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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