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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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