| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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