| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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