| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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