| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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