| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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