| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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