| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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