| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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