| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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