| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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