| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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