| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes  |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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