| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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