| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 2. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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