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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 7. | Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 8. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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