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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 4. | Accountant jokes  |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 6. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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