| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Who is the Lone Aardvarks faithful Indian companion?Tanto... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more
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