| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes |
| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes |
| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes |
| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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| 7. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes |
| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes |
| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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