| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| 7. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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