| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!... more
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more
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| Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more
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| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more
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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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