| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!... more
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| Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more
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