| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| 7. | Aardvark jokes  |
| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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