| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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