| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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