| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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