| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 6. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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