| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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