| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| 7. | Music jokes  |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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