| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes  |
| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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