| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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