| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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