| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 3. | Music jokes  |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| 8. | Music jokes  |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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