| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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