| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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