| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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