| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 6. | Music jokes  |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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