| 1. | Music jokes  |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 2. | Music jokes  |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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