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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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