| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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